Happy Birthday, Ryan!
–I got you something
that’s so sweet
–I got you the greatest gift one human being can offer another person
you didn’t have to do that
what is it?
–I have achieved something
–I made an achievement all by myself and no one can touch it or sully it with their dirty jealous fingers and no one can take it away from me, never never never
thank you, Dagny
Just a little sumpin’ sumpin’ from The Toast for your birthday. You’re welcome!
Wishing I could offer you an actual toast with something like Lagunitas’s Little Sumpin’ Sumpin’. Happy birthday, Ryan!